A BOFH Generator in C

// gcc bofh.c -o bofh
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

#define NUM_QUOTES 10

const char* bofh_quotes[NUM_QUOTES] = {
    "No, my powers can only be used for good.",
    "It must be a hardware problem.",
    "I'm sorry, we don't support that feature.",
    "That's a PEBCAK error (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard).",
    "Have you tried turning it off and on again?",
    "The BOFH Excuse Server is down.",
    "It works for me.",
    "I'm afraid I can't help you with that.",
    "According to the manual, it should work.",
    "You must have done something wrong."
};

int main() {
    srand(time(NULL));  // seed the random number generator

    int random_index = rand() % NUM_QUOTES;
    const char* quote = bofh_quotes[random_index];

    printf("%s\n", quote);

    return 0;
}