Category Archives: Humor

Severe Wireless Broadcast Packet Storm Warning

I think it was late one night (5 years ago maybe?) I was sitting at Rick’s place playing with Audacity and making joke recordings. This is during a time I was into Wireless networking pretty heavily and I believe we were discussing DSSS and FHSS spectrums with some of the technology we had been working with (Motorola/RayLink).

This was created with Festival for Linux; I don’t have the original text file, but if someone wants to transcribe it and drop it to me in an email that’d be cool.

Harlem Shake – Facebook or Google+ Style

This is pretty awesome.  I saw a cute JavaScript code that will do the Harlem Shake for the page you’ve loaded. Navigate to the site you want;  facebook, google+, whatever.

Copy This Code

Copy the following code to your clipboard.  Note:  If you hover over the code, you’ll see a box pop up on the top right of the code;  click the paper icon to copy to clipboard.

javascript:(function(){function c(){var e=document.createElement("link");e.setAttribute("type","text/css");e.setAttribute("rel","stylesheet");e.setAttribute("href",f);e.setAttribute("class",l);document.body.appendChild(e)}function h(){var e=document.getElementsByClassName(l);for(var t=0;t<e.length;t++){document.body.removeChild(e[t])}}function p(){var e=document.createElement("div");e.setAttribute("class",a);document.body.appendChild(e);setTimeout(function(){document.body.removeChild(e)},100)}function d(e){return{height:e.offsetHeight,width:e.offsetWidth}}function v(i){var s=d(i);return s.height>e&&s.height<n&&s.width>t&&s.width<r}function m(e){var t=e;var n=0;while(!!t){n+=t.offsetTop;t=t.offsetParent}return n}function g(){var e=document.documentElement;if(!!window.innerWidth){return window.innerHeight}else if(e&&!isNaN(e.clientHeight)){return e.clientHeight}return 0}function y(){if(window.pageYOffset){return window.pageYOffset}return Math.max(document.documentElement.scrollTop,document.body.scrollTop)}function E(e){var t=m(e);return t>=w&&t<=b+w}function S(){var e=document.createElement("audio");e.setAttribute("class",l);e.src=i;e.loop=false;e.addEventListener("canplay",function(){setTimeout(function(){x(k)},500);setTimeout(function(){N();p();for(var e=0;e<O.length;e++){T(O[e])}},15500)},true);e.addEventListener("ended",function(){N();h()},true);e.innerHTML=" <p>If you are reading this, it is because your browser does not support the audio element. We recommend that you get a new browser.</p> <p>";document.body.appendChild(e);}function x(e){e.className+=" "+s+" "+o}function T(e){e.className+=" "+s+" "+u[Math.floor(Math.random()*u.length)]}function N(){var e=document.getElementsByClassName(s);var t=new RegExp("b"+s+"b");for(var n=0;n<e.length;){e[n].className=e[n].className.replace(t,"")}}var e=30;var t=30;var n=350;var r=350;var i="//";var s="mw-harlem_shake_me";var o="im_first";var u=["im_drunk","im_baked","im_trippin","im_blown"];var a="mw-strobe_light";var f="//";var l="mw_added_css";var b=g();var w=y();var C=document.getElementsByTagName("*");var k=null;for(var L=0;L<C.length;L++){var A=C[L];if(v(A)){if(E(A)){k=A;break}}}if(A===null){console.warn("Could not find a node of the right size. Please try a different page.");return}c();S();var O=[];for(var L=0;L<C.length;L++){var A=C[L];if(v(A)){O.push(A)}}})()

Internet Explorer

  1. Hit F12 to launch developer mode
  2. Click on Console and paste the code you copied into the console:
  3. Hit Enter or click the play button to run the script.
  4. Sit back and enjoy.

Chrome Users

  1. Right click and click on inspect element (chrome)
  2. Click the Console Tab
  3. Copy/paste this code in console
  4. Press enter and watch Facebook do the Harlem Shake